EVIL SCUMBAGS SINGLE ME OUT EVEN HERE

Don't worry I'm not losing the plot. Evil really did find me in this heavenly sanctuary that is Zaadz. I received a scam msg from a man who claimed he was dying of cancer and wanted to get 28,000,000 to charities without his greedy family getting their hands on it. Okay not realistic but I watched too many musicals as a child. I thought if he's genuine he won't want my BANK details and I'll help him with advice and friendship. So I replied and he sent back a long letter saying TRUST me and I will get the nurse to let me phone you. BASTARDS. Trying to take advantage of my naive good nature. This world is full of predators, scavengers and parasites and the rest you have to deem as friends for not being as such? Me thinks yes otherwise there's no hope. But god when they disguise themselves as 'friends'...Shakespeare villains all around.
 Then I thought maybe it's dead Saddam Hussein's henchmen trying to get rid of his stashed millions secretly without the FBI finding out. Cool. Alas, no I was duped. 
 If it was a genuine request I really would have made sure the money went to charities and just a bit for me to live a bit leisurely.
And ofcourse, running away with the whole lot did cross my mind. EVIL.